1. Mind your own business.
2. Learn to be quiet sometimes.
3. If you’re going to be a shithead, just stay home.
4. If someone is being a shithead to you, kick their ass.
5. Don’t fucking rape.
6. Don’t fucking steal.
7. If you’re magic, fucking embrace that shit.
8. Don’t complain about the mess you got yourself into.
9. Don’t hurt little kids.
10. Don’t hurt animals for no reason.
11. Don’t put up with anybody’s bullshit. Ever.
Why aren’t we all Satanists already?
Because Christianity branded Satanism as evil and unnatural.